Humor
Student who obtained 0% on an exam
- In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. His last battle.
- Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the bottom of the page.
- River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid
- What is the main reason for divorce?
A. Marriage
- What is the main reason for failure?
A. Exams
- How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?
A. No problem, he sleeps at night.
- How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
- How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Side Effects of Alcohol.... and remedies!!!
Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward...
Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You’re lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You’re looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill your glass!
Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You’re being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they’re taking you!
Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!
Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause: You’re in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You’re in an ambulance.
Cure: Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job!!!!
